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Confucius Say,

  • Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
  • He who farts in church sit in own pew.
  • Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!
  • Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
  • He who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
  • Passionate kiss is like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
  • Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
  • Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
  • Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection.
  • Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.
  • Man who sticks penis in jar of peanuts is f***ing nuts!
  • Everyone has photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
  • "I see," said the blind man as he pissed into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.