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- Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
- He who farts in church sit in own pew.
- Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!
- Man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
- He who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
- Passionate kiss is like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
- Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
- Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
- Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection
on that erection.
- Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers.
- Man who sticks penis in jar of peanuts is f***ing nuts!
- Everyone has photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
- "I see," said the blind man as he pissed into the wind.
"It's all coming back to me now."
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.
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