We all know those cute little computer symbols called, "emoticons,"

  Where:
     
         :)   means a smile and
     
         :(   is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
     
         :-)  and
     
         :-(  respectively.
   
   
   
  Well, how about some, "assicons"?  Here goes:
   
   
     
           (_!_)       a regular ass
   
         (__!__)     a fat ass
   
           (!)            a tight ass
   
         (_*_)       a sore ass
   
           {_!_}       a swishy ass
     
         (_o_)       an ass that's been around
   
           (_x_)       kiss my ass
   
           (_X_)       leave my ass alone
   
   
         (_zzz_)     a tired ass
   
    
         (_E=mc2_)   a smart ass
   
           (_$_)       Money coming out of his ass
   
         (_?_)        Dumb Ass
   
   
        ..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo...
         oo*"            "*o.o*"        "*o.
         o                       o                       *o
         o                         o                         o
          o                          o                          o
         o                           o                          o
         o                           \o/                          o
         o                          --O--                        o
         o.                          /o\                          o
         o                            o                           o
         o                            o                          o
         o                            o                        oo
         oo                          o                        oo
         oo.                        oo                     oo
         'ooo.                   oo.                  ooo
         o ""oo,,      &nb! sp;  ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,oo"o
         o.          """"""    oo& bsp;       """""        o
         'o                      oo                      o'
         o                      oo                     o
         'o                      o                     o*
         o                      o                    o
         o                      o                   o
         o                     o                  o
         o                     o                  o
         o                     o                  o
         o                     o                  o
   
   
   
  You have just been e-mooned!  Send this to 5 people within the next
hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
   
  This is NOT a chain letter so, if you don't mail it out, you won't
have bad luck.
                       (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)
                                         Happy e-mooning!!!