Subject: HELP OUR GOVERNMENT
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see
any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must
commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 PM
Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not Taliban,
and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support
for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
this antiterrorist activity.
God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!