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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a  cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a ***** Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care ---  my car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day.   It's important when you are retired.